Cute Pix

Gloria "Banak" Macapagal Arroyo: I want to propose a truce. Let's be friends, okay?

I will stop criticizing everything that you do; I will even cease from making fun of your face, your height, and most especially your hairy mole.

In return, you will pretend like you're aware of my existence, and deeply affected by the [cliche, stupid, inane] things I write about you. You will also have to promise to stop stealing our money, insulting our intelligence and eating the newborn babies; and start having a soul.

Deal?!

Good.

Okay, as a symbol of our newly formed friendship, I'm posting here some of your cute pix.

You remember this photo? This is absolutely adorable. Buti hindi ka nakinig sa mga detractors mo na sinasabing ang dapat na ginamit mong surfboard ay platito. See?! You were smart and you had foresight. Kaya ang pinili mo ay steak knife. Tamang-tama lang sa size mo, tapos dahil matalim, pwede mo pang gamitin sa mga lumalaban sa 'yo. See that guy behind you? He was one of the many journalists who pissed you. After mo s'ya madaanan, hindi na s'ya journalist; *head* na lang.

Sabi ni Susan Roces dati, magkapatid daw kayo ni Erap. Sabi n'ya, *Ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw!* So heto ang picture n'yo ng kuya mo:

Ang Magnanakaw na kapatid ng...

...Sinungaling.
Sa first communion mo na 'to, parang ambait-bait mo. Parang wala kang gagawing kasalanan. Para kang may konsensya. Parang may pumipintig na puso.

O, ayan, binigyan pa kita ng tribute. Sana kunin ka na ni Lord.
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