Wednesday, April 16, 2008

GMA Q&A

Nakuha ko 'to sa isang mailing list. Eh ayaw iluwa yung bilyones na nakurakot, tapos ayaw pang bumaba sa pwesto. Kaya laitin na lang natin. Duh?!

1) "Eh di wala na!", ito ang sagot ni Gloria sa tanong na:
a) "Nasan na po ang pera ng bayan?"
b) "May pagtatalik pa bang nagaganap sa inyo ni Mike?"
c) "May pag-asa pa po ba kayong tumangkad?"

2) Sa litratong ito, si Gloria ay:
a) Contestant sa Little Miss Philippines
b) Contestant sa Miss Gay Pampanga
c) Contestant sa Little Miss Gay Pampanga

3) Ang sigaw ni Gloria ay:
a) "Darna!"
b) "Kokey!"
c) "Hindi ako pahuhuli ng buhay! Yessss!"

4) Galit si Gloria dahil:
a) sinasabihan pala siya ng mga alipores niya na "luckiest bitch around"
b) kamukha nya si Candy Pangilinan sa litratong ito
c) hindi sya galit, ino-audition lang nya ng "walaaaang himalaaaa!"

5) Sagot ni Gloria ay ganito nang tanungin sya ng:
a) "Ok ka lang ate?"
b) "Paano kayo nanalo sa election?"
c) "Gaano kalaki ang butas ng puwet ni Mike?"

6) Sa litratong ito, si Gloria ay:
a) nasa prayer meeting
b) bigatin sa Wowowee o tumataktak sa Eat Bulaga
c) gustong sumagot sa tanong ng guro

7) Sa larawang ito, si Gloria ay:
a) nangangati ang leeg dahil sa buni
b) may isinesenyas sa mga militar na kailangang patahimikin
c) pinapaalis 'yung angel sa kanang balikat

8) Nakapikit si Gloria dahil:
a) may na-amoy na mabango
b) may na-amoy na mabaho
c) may na-amoy na pera

9) Ang larawan ito ay kinuha noong:
a) debut nya
b) JS Prom nya
c) sumali sya sa Little Miss Gay Pampanga

10) Ang daliring ito ang kanyang:
a) pinang-kukulangot
b) pinang aaliw sa sarili
c) pandutdot sa puwet ng kanyang asawa

11) Bad trip na naman sya dahil:
a) may nagtanong tungkol sa height nya
b) may nagtanong kung kapatid nya si Nora
c) hindi niya kayang ipaligpit ang lahat ng mga nagtatanong

12) Pinapakita ni Gloria na:
a) nakaboto na sya
b) naipit ang daliri nya sa pinto ng doll house
c) violet ang kulangot nya

13) "Apat" ang sagot ni Gloria ng tanungin sya kung:
a) ilang talampakan sya
b) ilang centimeters ang kay Mike
c) ilang utong meron sya

Monday, April 14, 2008

My Way Deaths, Urban Legend No More

Last night my nephew was watching the local news on TV when I overheard the story about a guy getting killed at a videoke bar while he was singing the deadly My Way. I don't remember much of it except that when My Way started playing, the victim took the mic from someone. And then that someone got pissed and killed him.

I thought it was just a funny urban legend. Apparently I was wrong. People really get killed because of My Way. It's absurd.

It may sound insensitive, but i think it's a stupid way to die. So stupid it deserves a Darwin.

I'm Easy--The Maiden Roll

I finally gave in and bought my first digital instamatic camera a couple of days ago. Why not a dslr? Well, aside from not having enough money for it, I'd always wanted something portable and simple. Something I could carry all the time without having to punish my spinal column. I also wanted a camera with short startup time so I could point-and-shoot anyone and anything without much delay. Besides I still have my Canon EOS300 slr. I think it'll be like cheating on a wonderful partner if I put my hands on its digital cousin.

Anyway, I got a Kodak EasyShare. I can't remember the model, though. It's got 5mp of resolution. What I was thinking of getting was either the model with 7mp or a Canon PowerShot, but Job told me no one really needed that much pixels unless they were printing a huge tarp. That was a little comforting considering the EasyShare model with 7mp is about P2,000 more expensive, and Canon PowerShot was twice the price.
It's blurred and the composition's bad. But I'm keeping it just the same because this is officially the first pic I took with my new cam.

Libay frames herself.

Beng, Avie, Libay and I after dinner at Greens-Morato.

Libay. Again.

Bonsai at Greens.

More bonsais at Greens.

Later that night, I met Chitchat, Mykel and Jerrie at Cafea-Esguerra.

Pensive Chitchat.

Jerrie Momo.

Tigang/Parched

Laundry area of the building where I live. I took this the next day, after hanging my laundry.

Same place, same day, different angle.

The stairs. Ta-daaan!

The stairs II. Ta-da-daaan!

Empty laundry basket. Ta-da-da-daaan!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

I Love U, Torrent: Summer Lovers Review

WARNING: SPOILERS
I finally caved in and watched Randal Kleiser's Summer Lovers a couple of days ago. I'd say I had fun watching it.

It is about a young couple (Daryl Hannah and Peter Gallagher) who go to Greece for a vacation. They meet a French paleontologist (Valerie Quennessen). There is instant attraction. Then, after the obligatory moral debates, the menage-a-trois.

The actors were young, beautiful, and most importantly, uninhibited. Daryl Hannah--who later Splash-ed with Tom Hanks and much later turned down the role of Vivian in Pretty Woman, the role that made Julia Roberts a star (because she thought it was degrading to women)--was a real-life Barbie. Peter Gallagher was an eye-candy, too. Never mind the caterpillars above his eyes. It was the eightees, man. Bushy brows were to the 80s what internet is to Y2K. And Vallerie Quennessen looked like the late Princess Diana. Again, it's the 80s. The People's Princess had just hooked up with UK's heir-to-the-throne-then-and-still-is, and everybody loved her and wanted to look like her. But I'm not saying that Vallerie was trying to look like Lady Di. I must admit I have no basis for that claim, except that they, well, looked freakishly identical.

The story is very simple. But like what a review on amazon.com says, it's a vacation movie; who wants to think while on vacation?

It's a litle overscored. But it's not that much of a problem, especially if you love 80s music and you're a fan of Chicago, Elton John, and Blondie, and other 80s icons.

Then, the nudity. The beautiful trio love going to exotic Greek beaches. And for some reason, everyone in those beaches don't feel the need to wear skimpy bikinis and tight Speedos. You get the drift.

I understand that Summer Lovers was not intended to equal From Here To Eternity, but I think it's still worth slicing a bit. The story, while it's charming for being simple, borders on being flimsy. The characters have no objective and hardly have any character change in the end. Cathy Feathersome (Daryl Hannah) learns to be more open-minded and Lina (no last name--just Lina, Valerie Quennessen) allows herself to fall in love, but that's about it. While those are valid objectives, they only come out in the end. They are hardly discussed / shown in act II. And when I saw Cathy and Lina getting confused about their setup and their feelings toward each other, I knew the film was going to end soon.

And again, the nudity. This film is the result of the success of The Blue Lagoon, made by the same filmmaker, Randal Kleiser, two years earlier. Stripping teeners in The Blue Lagoon worked miracles at the box-office, so they wanted to replicate its success. In that film, the excuse for the nudity was being trapped and coming of age in an exotic island. In Summer Lovers, it was going to and self-discovery in an exotic country.

In the 60s and the early 70s, sex was an important tool for cultural revolution. Sex was political. In this film--released in 1980--had no statement whatsoever. And it borders on being exploitative.

It's a no-brainer film. And has no pretensions of being otherwise. But I must admit I had fun watching it. Partly because I was finally able to quench my twenty-or-so-year thirst for this film. And partly because it has naked beautiful young people having a fun summer. You kow, it's that kind of summer that changes a person--now, who can't identify with that? I'm not sure, though, if I would watch it again. Maybe I would after five years.

This is from the same director of Flight of the Navigator, Grease and Honey, I Blew Up The Kids. It may not be in AFI's Top 100 Films Of All Time, but it still a very interesting piece of work.

Recommended to: those who grew up in the 80s, those who saw the trailer of this film and noticed the scenes in the nudist beach, those who want to see naked beautiful young people especially Daryl Hannah, and those whose little minds were warped by the candle-wax clip on the trailer (attn: Ned), and those who just want to watch a fun film.