gusto ko ng usd130 million at sarbey-sarbeyhan

1. Is someone in love with you?
>>> don't know. sana. sana. hehehe. sana.

2. Do you know anyone named Dan?
>>> yup

3. What color is your couch?
>>> dark brown.

4. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
>>> oo. 'yung isang makulit na kapitbahay namin na mahilig manghingi ng palima-limampiso. akala ata eh ako ang tatay n'ya.

5. What do you currently want?
>>> USD130 million. tsaka coke 1.5. tsaka 'yung yema sa canteen ng up cmc.

6. Favorite ice cream
>>> kahit ano basta may tsokolate.

9. Does someone like you right now?
>>> ewan. siguro.

10. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?
>>> 'di naman ako nag-aadik. may ubo lang talaga ako lagi kaya maraming empty bottles ng corex sa kwarto ko. [eighties itu.]

11. Favorite pop-tart flavor?
>>> kahit ano.

12. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
>>> wala.

13. What are your plans for the weekend?
>>> magsulat nu'ng mga overdue na kailangang isulat. at sumagot ng mga walang kwentang sarbey. [yup, pinaplano talaga ang mga ganitong bagay.]

14. Do you like the color green?
>>> yup. ito ata ang unang naging favorite color ko na isinulat ko sa slumbook.

15. What is your dad's best friend's name?
>>> don't know. he had lots of friends kasi. if ever, baka nasa kabilang-buhay na rin 'yun.

16. Favorite book right now?
>>> a couple of books na nabasa ko recently na pwedeng ulitin would be god of small things tsaka the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.

17. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
>>> this anonymous person who has been texting me for the last few days, but i think she must've gotten the number wrong.

18. Ever driven into the ghetto to buy drugs?
>>> di nga ako adik eh. yung binibilihan ko ng vitamins, legal na drugstore 'yun. low-profile lang talaga kaya walang sign at may secret password bago ka pagbuksan ng pinto.

19. Last restaurant you went to?
>>> was in cafea and myspoon on friday night with former officemates.

20. Favorite kind of candy?
>>> tira-tira, bazooka joe, texas, lipps, viva, tsaka yung parang vetsin na kailangan munang tunawin sa kutsarang nakatapat sa kandila o lighter.

21. Last voice mail you received?
>>> walang ganu'n-gano'n dito sa pilipinas. howler lang meron.

22. What did you do last weekend?
>>> was home in pulilan. sumusubok magsulat pero inuubo ako kaya uminom na lang ako ng corex na 120ml.

23. What's the first thing you would do with five million dollars?
>>> invest it... ha! rakenrol! seriously, bibili ako ng blimp tsaka sumpit. tapos lilipad ako sa taas ng ******* tapos susumpitin ko sa pwet 'yung mga hinayup*k na assh*les tsaka ako tatawa nang malakas. o kaya magpapagawa ako ng building sa tabi

ng *** pero mas mataas siyempre tapos magsasabit ako ng mga 100 meter high na tarp na may mga libelous statements tungkol sa mga bwiset sa *******. tapos pag nagalit, eh di babayaran ulit.

24. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
>>> about 3.

25. Milkshakes...or Blizzards?
>>> hmmm... ewan. hirap naman.

26. Who's the last person that you felt was stalking you?
>>> alam mo na kung sino ka. please lang, gusto ko na ng peace and quiet and serenity for the things i cannot change. kidding.

27. Have you ever been on your school's track team?
>>> nope. lagi akong absent eh. nagulat nga ako, graduation na. hay, time flies talaga when you're having fun... sa bidyohan.

28. What jewelry are you wearing?
>>> may 2-inch thick na gold bracelet ako sa kanang braso, at gold chain [as in kadena] sa kaliwa. tig-isang singsing [ginto pa rin] ang bawat isang daliri [yup, including 'yung thumbs, at may bato pa 'yung sa ring fingers], tatlong makakapal na kwintas na may malalaking pendant ng dragon. meron din sa **** tsaka sa dalawang *****.

29. What's your middle name?
>>> cutesy [read: anakkangkap*tap*tahanginamonghayupkangwalakangkwentangbwisetkaletsehindikomalamankungbakitkaipinanganaksamundoehwalakanamangsilbi]

30. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
>>> yup. hapi yun. pero sana next time, wala na kaming kailangang i-dispose na body.

31. Favorite drink?
>>> beer. coke. cold water. dugo ng birhen.

32. Do you swear at your parents?
>>> bawal. kahit ngayon. namaga at dumugo ang nguso ko nu'ng ginawa ko 'yun nu'ng maliit pa 'ko. tipong pam-bantay bata ang mga sumunod na pangyayari. well, it worked. never ko nang inulit.

33. Is your phone right beside you?
>>> no. actually hindi ko alam kung nasaan na 'yun.

34. Last person you couldn't take your eyes off?
>>> si ano. nagtataka kasi ako kung paano siya nakakakilos at nakakasalita eh mukha namang wala siyang brain activity. pang-twilight zone itong taong itu.

35. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
>>> ewan. siguro. kasi kanina pa 'ko nakakarinig ng mga boses eh kahit mag-isa lang ako sa kwarto.

36. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
>>> yup.

37. What is the color of your bedsheet?
>>> white, for purity.

38. Have you ever crawled through a window?
>>> yup, pati 'yung bintana ng kapitbahay. ilang ulit.

39. Are you photogenic?
>>> hindi eh. mas cute pa rin ako sa personal. joke.

40. Are you single?
>>> yup. and loving every second of it.

41. Where do you spend most of your money?
>>> sa cough syrup. lagi akong may ubo eh.

42. What was the last thing you did?
>>> tried to remember where the heck i left my phone.

43. Do you have a tattoo?
>>> wala pa. pero magkakaroon within the year.

44. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
>>> i don't watch tv. bawal sa relihiyon ko.

45. Is there a secret you haven't told any of your friends?
>>> oo naman. madami. secretive ako. mysterious. ganu'n.

46. What time is it?
>>> 10 in the morning.

47. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
>>> oo. shirt, pants, briefs, socks, pasador. lahat. at nakabukas ang bintana nu'n, habang stuck sa traffic sa may kanto ng edsa at timog.

48. What are you doing in 2008?
>>> magpakasaya. i-enjoy ang life. magturo. mag-aral. magsulat. magbasa. magpa-tummy tuck.

49. What is your ringtone?
>>> 'yung built-in ringtone lang nu'ng phone. may magwi-whistle tapos sisigaw ng *teksi!* [oo, *teksi* talaga ang sabi.]

50. What were you doing at 2am last night?
>>> added about seven words to the short story i've been trying to finish since last week, downloading neil jordan's butcher boy on torrent, checking emails, and stalking people on the net.