truck drivin' song
by weird "al" yankovic
enjoy ;0)
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I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal
hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway
until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm waiting for my nails to dry
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick
in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight
Because I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin'
until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties
creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch
But still I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Headin' down the interstate,
just tryin' to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on
I'm drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck)
Drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck)
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck (ooh)
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon (ooh, aww)
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on (drivin a truck)
(My high heels on)
